> look
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> find link
You stumble around trying to find something here, but your hands grasp
nothing except dirt and rock. You eventually touch something solid, and lift it up. 
As you bring it to your eyes, you squint to find that it is a flatulent scroll of love.

> quit
Your score is 25 out of a possible 375. This gives you the rank of n00b.
.	Are you sure you want to give up [y/N]? : y